I don’t want to belong to to any club that will accept me as a member. -Groucho MarxTumblr (3.0; @dorkpatrol)http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ymzdkOz1qa1kkvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ymzdkOz1qa1kkvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/18576193052http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/18576193052Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:03:39 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2zt1LCz11qmkr8bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>yes. </p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs-from-movies.tumblr.com/post/13171492701">gifs-from-movies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>!</strong></p> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/14592442777http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/14592442777Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:35:20 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjx1kRMhd1qgkbw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a></p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6370997830http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6370997830Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:48:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjvbyxPbY1qgkbw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a pun. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6369837666http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6369837666Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:11:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjv4gkQm81qgkbw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look in the lower right corner. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6369696741http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6369696741Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:07:27 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F15691317&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span><img width="688" height="406" alt="Tracklist" src="http://oi54.tinypic.com/212eneo.jpg"/> </span></p> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6205701723http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/6205701723Sun, 05 Jun 2011 02:43:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk71cvqHpi1qzb7vjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/4920247688">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>TNT’s “Gone Fishin’” with the 2011 New York Knicks</p> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4928344205http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4928344205Mon, 25 Apr 2011 10:35:43 -0500<iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BgoooO-3MPQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>So LCD Soundsystem played their last show at Madison Square Garden last night. I’m disappointed I never got to see them in concert, so i guess this will have to do. </p> <p>LCD Soundsystem’s last show in all its glory. Arcade Fire guesting! (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoooO-3MPQ&feature=share">ArcadeFireTube2</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4331755177http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4331755177Sun, 03 Apr 2011 23:01:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixepk5nYe1qcwqvno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hahahaha!</p> <p><a href="http://sbnation.tumblr.com/post/4238030798">sbnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <h3><a href="http://www.sbnation.com/2011-ncaa-tournament/2011/3/31/2082593/vcu-t-shirt-final-four-2011">The Best VCU T-Shirt You’ll See At This Weekend’s Final Four</a></h3> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4244350680http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4244350680Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:23:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KKwXL0MRRWM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>i’ve had this song on repeat for the last few days. </p> <p>Tyler,The Creator - French (Toro y Moi Remix) (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwXL0MRRWM&feature=share">hollagramzz</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4161577536http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4161577536Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:48:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liryshmmtI1qgkbw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is hilarious. beware, hipsters. </p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4160693462http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4160693462Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:53:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7wc7E8Zi1qz7ymyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sweet. </p> <p><a href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/4030898952">photojojo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yayeveryday.com/post/13729"><strong>OakOak’s street art</strong></a> is a combination of childhood memories and “why didn’t I think of that?”</p> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4042304805http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4042304805Wed, 23 Mar 2011 05:28:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9mn0EA9J1qzx3jto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These are so great. </p> <p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/3943486335">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/frcYTS%20">The 55 Best Simpsons Headlines</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4042265723http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4042265723Wed, 23 Mar 2011 05:24:43 -0500<p>So Pusha T&#8217;s new mixtape dropped today. If you want to download it, here ya go. <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif6sxsZcU1qfm171.jpg"/></p> <p>Click the link below to download.  </p> <p><a href="http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/theme/fearofgod/159">http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/theme/fearofgod/159</a></p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4006578189http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/4006578189Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:41:49 -0500mixtaperappusha tpusha-tclipsehip-hop“Penetration leads to good things.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Steve Kerr</p> <p>Texas-Arizona NCAA Tournament game </p></em>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3992073040http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3992073040Sun, 20 Mar 2011 18:59:47 -0500funnyncaatexasarizonabasketballquotelonghornswildcatsutu of a<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lid3doJP221qgkbw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The truth is out there.</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3982106629http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3982106629Sun, 20 Mar 2011 10:07:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/piWQFtZ3LO0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Shouldn’t have counted, the kid travelled. Another instance of terrible officiating in late game situations. </p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWQFtZ3LO0&feature=share">3RD GRADER MAKES BUZZER BEATER SHOT TO WIN THE GAME!!! EPIC!!!</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/xAZnK3Vx">xAZnK3Vx</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3902930290http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3902930290Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:12:51 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P_Nk2b2Mtlc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My favorite Nate Dogg verse. </p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Nk2b2Mtlc&feature=share">Snoop Dogg - Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/0Daeman">0Daeman</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3899248501http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3899248501Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:07:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pWUMSPekHBE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>RIP Nate Dogg</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWUMSPekHBE&feature=share">Nate Dogg - I Got Love</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/crunkyboo">crunkyboo</a>)</p>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3899084684http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3899084684Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:53:02 -0500“There’s 5.6 seconds left in the half which leaves plenty of time for Tommy Amaker to squeeze one off.”<br/><br/> - <em>ESPN announcer</em>http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3887562928http://dorkpatrol.tumblr.com/post/3887562928Tue, 15 Mar 2011 19:20:16 -0500